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National 'Talk Like a Pirate Day' at Southampton Boat Show 19th September 2006

National 'Talk Like a Pirate Day' at Southampton Boat Show 19th September 2006

‘TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY’ COMES TO THE SOUTHAMPTON BOAT SHOW

On Tuesday 19 September 2006, at Mayflower Park, Southampton, The 2006 Southampton Boat Show will be the official venue for the national ‘Talk Like A Pirate Day.’

Two Americans John Baur (Ol' Chum Bucket) and Mark Summers (Cap'n Slappy) initiated the special day in the 1990's and the day is now celebrated nationwide.

Visitors to the Southampton Boat Show will enjoy live interactive pirate shows, colourful tall ships, face painting and lots of pirate fun for the whole family. The Southampton Boat Show website has a dedicated pirate zone featuring pirate jokes and cut out fancy dress props.

Mad Cap'n Tom, the UK organiser of the ‘Talk Like A Pirate Day’, has put together a great fun guide to talking like a pirate.

How to talk like a pirate

  • Double up on all your adjectives and you'll be bountifully bombastic with your phrasing. Pirates never speak of "a big ship", they call it a "great, grand ship!" They never say never, they say "No nay ne'er!"
  • Drop all your "g"'s when you speak and you'll get words like "rowin'", "sailin'" and "fightin'".
  • Dropping all of your "v"'s will get you words like "ne'er", "e'er" and "o'er".
  • Instead of saying "I am", sailors say, "I be". Instead of saying "You are", sailors say, "You be".
  • Instead of saying, "They are", sailors say, "They be". Ne'er speak in anythin' but the present tense!

Pirate Talk Hints an' Tips

If it be helpin', start yer sentence wi' a "Arr, me hearty," in a deep, throaty voice — ye'll find that the rest be comin' much easier.

Pirate Vocabulary

In which ye'll find words submitted by many pirates o'er the years, an' which comprise a loose piratical dictionary.

  • Ahoy: Hey!
  • Avast: Stop!
  • Aye: Yes
  • Black spot: to be 'placin' the black spot' be markin' someone for death
  • Booty: treasure
  • Buccanneer: a pirate who be answerin' to no man or blasted government
  • By the Powers!: an exclamation, uttered by Long John Silver in Treasure Island!
  • Cat o' nine tails: whip for floggin' mutineers
  • Corsair: a pirate who be makin' his berth in the Med-...Medi-...that sea 'tween Spain and Africa, aye!
  • Davy Jones' Locker: the bottom o' the sea, where the souls of dead men lie
  • Doubloons: pieces of gold...
  • Fiddlers Green: the private heaven where pirates be goin' when they die
  • Furner: a ship which be yer own, not one ye steal an' plunder
  • Gentlemen o' fortune: a slightly more positive term fer pirates!
  • Go on the account: to embark on a piratical cruise
  • Grog: A pirate's favorite drink
  • Jack: a flag or a sailor
  • Jolly Roger: the skull and crossbones, the pirate flag!
  • Keelhaul: a truly vicious punishment where a scurvy dog be tied to a rope and dragged along the barnacle-encrusted bottom of a ship. They not be survivin' this
  • Landlubber: "Land-lover," someone not used to life onboard a ship
  • Lass: A woman
  • Lily-livered: faint o' heart
  • Loaded to the Gunwales (pron. gunnels): drunk
  • Matey: A shipmate or a friend
  • Me hearty: a friend or shipmate
  • Me: My
  • Pieces o' eight: pieces o' silver which can be cut into eights to be givin' small change
  • Privateer: a pirate officially sanctioned by a national power
  • Scallywag: A bad person. A scoundrel.
  • Scurvy dog!: a fine insult!
  • Shiver me timbers!: an exclamation of surprise, to be shouted most loud
  • Son of a Biscuit Eater: a derogatory term indicating a bastard son of a sailor
  • Sprogs: raw, untrained recruits
  • Squadron: a group of ten or less warships
  • Squiffy: a buffoon
  • Swaggy: a scurvy cur's ship what ye be intendin' to loot!
  • Swashbucklin': fightin' and carousin' on the high seas!
  • Sweet trade: the career of piracy
  • Thar: The opposite of "here."
  • Walk the plank: this one be bloody obvious
  • Wench: a lady, although ye gents not be wantin' to use this around a lady who be stronger than ye
  • Wi' a wannion: wi' a curse, or wi' a vengeance. Boldly, loudly!
  • Yo-ho-ho: Pirate laughter Pirate jokes
  • A pirate with an eye patch seemed down at a bar. The bartender asked, "What's wrong?" The pirate replied, "Arrrgh, they wanted me to be a teacher... but I only had one pupil!"
  • What did the pirate say to the jokester? Aye, walk the prank!
  • What is a Pirate's favorite movie series? STARRRRRR WARRRRRRS!
  • Where can a pirate with two wooden legs go? Not very fARRRRR!
  • What does a pirate call his Mum? MotheARRRRRrrrrrggghhh!
  • What's a tongue-tied Pirate called? InARRticulate!
  • What is a pirate's favourite planet? Marrrrrs!
  • What did the pirate say when someone asked him if he knew any pirate jokes Arrrrr you kidding me...
  • How do pirates navigate their ships? With the staaaaaarrrrrs.
  • Why does a pirate's phone go beep beep beep beep beep? Because he left it off the hook!
  • How did the pirate know he found land? He was shore of it!
  • Why did the pirate get his phone cut off? Argh! Cos' he be makin' too many plank calls!

      Press Release Courtesy of the Southampton Boat Show.

      Friday 15 September 2006

      The Southampton Boat Show is organised by National Boat Shows Ltd (NBS). NBS is a subsidiary of the British Marine Federation (BMF), the trade association for the UK boating industry.

      The Southampton Boat Show is in association with ITV Meridian and its proud sponsors are Honda and Hydropool.

      National 'Talk Like a Pirate Day' at Southampton Boat Show 19th September 2006

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